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A charming home for sale in Arkansas has a questionable interior

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The house has a charming exterior that rests against the green countryside.

Screenshot from the realtor

Sometimes, it’s easy to remember that a paint job in a house can be changed fairly easily. But that doesn’t change someone’s first impression of an interior if the paint color is … well … not ideal.

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kitchen Screenshot from the realtor

Like if its shade is akin to a baby’s vomit after their stomach disagrees with that new jar of strained peas.

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Interior Screenshot from the realtor

Which is exactly what some folks were comparing the paint job inside this delightfully charming house for sale in Van Buren, Arkansas, to. At least on one popular website.

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Family room Screenshot from the realtor

The five-bedroom, three-bathroom house — listed for $599,000 — was featured on Drew Curtis’ Fark.com, a composition of bizarre articles about news topics of the day, including politics, entertainment, and real estate.

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Bedroom Screenshot from the realtor

Though the house has been on the market for a fairly long time (240 as of March 5), it has a great deal of potential inside and outside the 3,510-square-foot residence — it just needs a new paint job.

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Unless, of course, you love it.

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Bathroom Screenshot from the realtor

Features include:

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  • Swimming pool

  • Covered backyard space

  • Outdoor kitchen

  • Five-car garage

  • Garage studio apartment

  • Pond

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The home also sits on five acres of stunning land.

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Bedroom Screenshot from the realtor

But all people really saw on Fark was that interior paint job.

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“The 70’s called. They’d like their paint back,” one person joked.

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stairs Screenshot from the realtor

“Burn it to the ground…we can begin anew,” someone said.

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Exterior Screenshot from the realtor

“I’ll take everything but what’s inside that house,” another noted.

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“Looking through those pictures was like biting into a perfectly innocent-looking chocolate only to discover a Brussels sprout filling,” one person said.

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View from the air Screenshot from the realtor

“Five acres, a pool, a decent garage, a nice outdoor kitchen,” another observed. “I can work a paint roller.”

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“I think when you buy a house you are then allowed to paint the walls,” someone said.

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“Well, you could always paint it puke mustard,” one person noted.

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Backyard Screenshot from the realtor

Van Buren is on the Arkansas-Oklahoma border.

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TJ Macías is a real-time national sports reporter for McClatchy based in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. TJ previously covered the Dallas Mavericks and Texas Rangers for numerous media outlets, including 24/7 Sports and Mavs Maven (Sports Illustrated). Twitter: @TayloredSiren



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A charming home for sale in Arkansas has a questionable interior

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The house has a charming exterior that rests against the green countryside.

Screenshot from the realtor

Sometimes, it’s easy to remember that a paint job in a house can be changed fairly easily. But that doesn’t change someone’s first impression of an interior if the paint color is … well … not ideal.

[–>

5.jpg
kitchen Screenshot from the realtor

Like if its shade is akin to a baby’s vomit after their stomach disagrees with that new jar of strained peas.

[–>

3.jpg
Interior Screenshot from the realtor

Which is exactly what some folks were comparing the paint job inside this delightfully charming house for sale in Van Buren, Arkansas, to. At least on one popular website.

[–>

7.jpg
Family room Screenshot from the realtor

The five-bedroom, three-bathroom house — listed for $599,000 — was featured on Drew Curtis’ Fark.com, a composition of bizarre articles about news topics of the day, including politics, entertainment, and real estate.

[–>

8.jpg
Bedroom Screenshot from the realtor

Though the house has been on the market for a fairly long time (240 as of March 5), it has a great deal of potential inside and outside the 3,510-square-foot residence — it just needs a new paint job.

[–>

Unless, of course, you love it.

[–>

9.jpg
Bathroom Screenshot from the realtor

Features include:

[–>

  • Swimming pool

  • Covered backyard space

  • Outdoor kitchen

  • Five-car garage

  • Garage studio apartment

  • Pond

[–>

The home also sits on five acres of stunning land.

[–>

10.jpg
Bedroom Screenshot from the realtor

But all people really saw on Fark was that interior paint job.

[–>

“The 70’s called. They’d like their paint back,” one person joked.

[–>

11.jpg
stairs Screenshot from the realtor

“Burn it to the ground…we can begin anew,” someone said.

[–>

12.jpg
Exterior Screenshot from the realtor

“I’ll take everything but what’s inside that house,” another noted.

[–>

“Looking through those pictures was like biting into a perfectly innocent-looking chocolate only to discover a Brussels sprout filling,” one person said.

[–>

13.jpg
View from the air Screenshot from the realtor

“Five acres, a pool, a decent garage, a nice outdoor kitchen,” another observed. “I can work a paint roller.”

[–>

“I think when you buy a house you are then allowed to paint the walls,” someone said.

[–>

“Well, you could always paint it puke mustard,” one person noted.

[–>

14.jpg
Backyard Screenshot from the realtor

Van Buren is on the Arkansas-Oklahoma border.

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TJ Macías is a real-time national sports reporter for McClatchy based in the Dallas/Fort Worth Metroplex. TJ previously covered the Dallas Mavericks and Texas Rangers for numerous media outlets, including 24/7 Sports and Mavs Maven (Sports Illustrated). Twitter: @TayloredSiren



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