The house has a charming exterior that rests against the green countryside.
Screenshot from the realtor
Sometimes, it’s easy to remember that a paint job in a house can be changed fairly easily. But that doesn’t change someone’s first impression of an interior if the paint color is … well … not ideal.
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Like if its shade is akin to a baby’s vomit after their stomach disagrees with that new jar of strained peas.
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Which is exactly what some folks were comparing the paint job inside this delightfully charming house for sale in Van Buren, Arkansas, to. At least on one popular website.
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The five-bedroom, three-bathroom house — listed for $599,000 — was featured on Drew Curtis’ Fark.com, a composition of bizarre articles about news topics of the day, including politics, entertainment, and real estate.
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Though the house has been on the market for a fairly long time (240 as of March 5), it has a great deal of potential inside and outside the 3,510-square-foot residence — it just needs a new paint job.
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Unless, of course, you love it.
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Features include:
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Swimming pool
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Covered backyard space
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Outdoor kitchen
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Five-car garage
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Garage studio apartment
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Pond
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The home also sits on five acres of stunning land.
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But all people really saw on Fark was that interior paint job.
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“The 70’s called. They’d like their paint back,” one person joked.
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“Burn it to the ground…we can begin anew,” someone said.
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“I’ll take everything but what’s inside that house,” another noted.
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“Looking through those pictures was like biting into a perfectly innocent-looking chocolate only to discover a Brussels sprout filling,” one person said.
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“Five acres, a pool, a decent garage, a nice outdoor kitchen,” another observed. “I can work a paint roller.”
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“I think when you buy a house you are then allowed to paint the walls,” someone said.
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“Well, you could always paint it puke mustard,” one person noted.
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Van Buren is on the Arkansas-Oklahoma border.
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